The Parking Lot

Driving past the church parking lot always made me smile.  Not because I had some great connection with the Lord.  No, it made me smile because it was the best spot for phone sex that I had found thus far.  Yes, you heard me, phone sex.  My lover and I often took advantage of the [...]

Squirtilicious Squirting

As I may have mentioned, I have been self-soothing my personal aches with masturbation.  A lot of masturbation.  An obscene amount of masturbation.  Some would say too h masturbation.   You may be asking yourself, “Mikayla, why aren’t you fucking your husband?”  Well, as I mentioned a few posts back, we are sort of in a [...]

Masturbation Madness

Hello blogging world!  Life has slowed down just enough that I can recount for my interested readers last night’s sexual festivities!  My hubby and I have been going through a weeeee bit of a funk.  Not a drought.  A funk.  This means that we have been on sort of different sexual pages as of late.  [...]

Sexy Shipment

Well, as most of you know I am a Sex Toy Reviewer for TooTImid.com.  REcently, one of my new ‘online friends’ asked me, ‘Mikayla, do you literally get a big box of toys in the mail or what?’ Well, yeah I do.  I quite literally get sent a nice, non-descript box (as in, it doesn’t [...]

Dirty Girl

Oh, I am such a dirty, dirty girl.  My hubby has been gone for a whole week.  He came home late last Friday night.  Saturday night he had plans with his buddy, Sunday night I had plans with the girls, and Monday our youngest son was up late with a little cold.  What does all [...]

Fuckable Items Part IV – Penises, Penises Everywhere….

Oh, so it has been a while since I posted some of my favorite things.  My girlfriends asked me SPECIFICALLY to post pics of my favorite vibes – and so I shall – plus some other little goodies.  Here ya go girlies….if you want the links, just send me an email…. Once you go glass [...]

Sex Life….Or Something Like It

  Ho hum.   Here I sit on Tuesday afternoon, enjoying the breeze that has just come through after the nice summer storm.  My boys are sleeping – BOTH OF THEM – and it is quiet here.  I am feeling melancholy because my hubby is away on business until Thursday afternoon.  I miss him when he [...]

Birthday Banging…

TO ME! Yep, today is my 37th birthday!  I don’t feel a day over 36, so it is a good day!  Last night my hubby gave me TWO wonderful presents: (1) Season One of “The Tudors” – I am totally addicted to that show! The king is HOT!  I would serve in his court any [...]

Preference MeMe

Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? DEFINITELY at NIGHT!  I love candlelight, and it sure would be hard to have candlelight during morning hours!  Plus, I like to be ‘clean’ and smell fresh – the morning is not exactly that time, ya know! Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video? Hmmmm…..can I pick both?  [...]

Mar-OOOooooooo-thon Sex (FINALE)

OK, so for those of you just joining me, this is part V of my reliving of my longest sexual experience in my life.  My ex lover “Bondage Guy” literally had sex in various forms – along with bondage and pleasure-torture – for an entire weekend.  I have left of at 4:30 am Sunday morning, [...]