Un-Plugged

*sigh* ….. *DEEP sigh* Yes, I know, you don’t have to say it.  I have been gone a long, long time.  Well, not exactly.  I have been here – just not H E R E.  I have not had much time to induldge in creative writing, as it were – and for my ‘followers’ I [...]

Masturbation Madness

Hello blogging world!  Life has slowed down just enough that I can recount for my interested readers last night’s sexual festivities!  My hubby and I have been going through a weeeee bit of a funk.  Not a drought.  A funk.  This means that we have been on sort of different sexual pages as of late.  [...]

Better Late Than Never….

OK, OK, I know….I am late reporting this post.  However, it is not my fault.  Truly.  Last Saturday was supposed to be super sex Saturday, but my hubby and my 2 sons ended up getting sick.  No sex on super sickness Saturday.  So, last night everyone was allll better and I got my some hot [...]

Personal Whore….

As many of you know, I have been in a real funk.  I am sorry for that…..sorry in that I began downtrodden so much that I forgot my own personal rule:  sex is a commitment, sex is a necessity, sex is stress relief and sex is expected in a relationship.  I allowed myself to get [...]

Beer Whore

 Yes, I fully admit it, I am a BEER Connoisseur WHORE!  No frilly-foo-foo mixed drink for me.  Hell nawwww, give me a Corona Light with lime and I am a  happy, happy girl.  Give me 5 and I am a HORNY, HORNY girl! So, last night my hubby and I went to a party sans the kids.  [...]

Sex on the Brain…

Yes, it is true, I have SEX ON THE BRAIN!  Why, why do you ask?  Well, my hubby has been gone ALLLLLL week.  He was supposed to return yesterday afternoon, but he got stuck at the friggin’ airport and didn’t make it home until 12:00 am!  Now, I am willing to sacrifice many things for [...]

Doing it DOGGY STYLLEEE……arf arf

Yeah, I know, super cheesy.  I keep envisoning Jim Carrey in “Bruce Almighty” when he is outside training his dog, singing that song…..ugggh, my brain is fried. Anyway, this post is really not about THAT, but it is about sex – as per usual.  It is no surprise that I love doggy style.  I find [...]

Get the lube and I will stick it in….

Happy weekend Blogging Buds……..it is super sunny here in Chi-town and we FINALLY have some nice weather.   Ahhhhh…..I can feel the relaxation!  I am looking forward to a weekend in the sun with my boys, and two nights of hot summer sex with my hubby!  LOVE summer sex!!!! SIDE NOTE:  Summer Sex refers to any [...]

Too Busy For Sex? Blame Bush

  OK, so I am sure my regular readers have noticed that I have not posted since Monday.  Why?  Well, I am busier than a Bee and don’t want to work anymore!  Oh sure, I know everyone HAS to work, and my job with TooTimid is fun, my teaching job – also fun.  However, picking [...]

A Good Pussy Poundin’

So, my hubby has been gone for the entire week.  He was SUPPOSED to come home on Thursday, but got detained and ended up returning on Friday instead.  Well, I am not sure about you all, but when my man is away, I HAVE to have sex when he comes home.  A week without any [...]